I am not human... I am a god-like being moving through 4 dimentional space at 9 times the speed of light. I will consume you... eventually... In other words, I am a cross between a generic toxic 9 year old who is addicted to fortnite and roblox and the stereotypical cringy edgelord who believes he has a special power, the very definiton of a spedlord.
BTW I'm not dead, yet... probably